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TO: ,
FROM: General Jack O'Neill

  • 1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
  • 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is pricey.
  • 3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.
  • 4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.
  • 5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.
  • 6. If you can choose what gun to bring a gunfight, bring a long gun, and a friend with a long gun.
  • 7. In ten years, nobody will remember the details of the gunfight, such as your caliber, stance, or tactics. They will remember who walked away after the gunfight.
  • 8. If you are not shooting, your ass should be reloading.
  • 9. Accuracy is relative; most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the shot fired.
  • 10. Use a gun that works EVERY time. Remember, "All skill is in vain when an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."
  • 11. Someday, someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to a bloody pulp with it because it's empty.
  • 12. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
  • 13. Have a plan.
  • 14. Have a backup plan, because the first one will fail.
  • 15. Use cover and concealment as much as possible. The visible target should be in FRONT of your gun.
  • 16. Flank your adversary's ass if possible. Protect your own.
  • 17. Don't drop your guard.
  • 18. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.
  • 19. Watch their hands. Hands kill. Everyone else, keep your damn hands where I can see them.
  • 20. Decide to be aggressive enough quick enough.
  • 21. Speed counts. The faster you finish the fight, the less you get shot.
  • 22. Be polite. Be professional. But be sure to have a definite plan to kill everyone you meet.
  • 23. Be courteous to everyone; friendly to no one.
  • 24. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.
  • 25. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a 4 or a 9. The bigger the number, the bigger the hole!
  • 26. Do not expect Daniel to start shooting first.
  • 27. Expect Shannon, Ma'at, Cam, the Tok'ra, me or Teal'c to shoot first.
  • 28. Never leave anyone behind.

    [ooc: copypasta'd from a game I used to play at over on LJ]
  • Date: 2009-02-14 07:41 pm (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] ki2k.insanejournal.com
    Really, Hattie? Really? Couldn't resist the dig at me?

    Date: 2009-02-14 07:45 pm (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] hattie_notqueen.insanejournal.com
    Feeling guilty about something, Kitt?

    Date: 2009-02-14 07:46 pm (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] ki2k.insanejournal.com
    What? That it's ingrained in me not to kill? Whyever would I feel guilty about THAT, Hattie?

    No, you know what? Forget this. I'm going out. You've had your little bit of fun, and now I'm going out. Don't wait up.

    Date: 2009-02-14 07:48 pm (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] hattie_notqueen.insanejournal.com
    You just seemed so eager to think this was all about you and I wondered if that was your massive ego talking or guilt.

    I wasn't planning on it.

    Date: 2009-02-14 07:49 pm (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] ki2k.insanejournal.com
    *bows* It's my massive ego.

    Excellent! *waves at her* Have a good night.

    Date: 2009-02-14 07:52 pm (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] hattie_notqueen.insanejournal.com
    *sweet smile*

    Do remember where you live, dear.

    Date: 2009-02-14 07:54 pm (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] ki2k.insanejournal.com
    *smiles back* If I feel like it, darling.

    Date: 2009-02-14 07:56 pm (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] hattie_notqueen.insanejournal.com
    *still smiling*

    Since you DO have the occasional problem of knowing who and where your wife is, I thought I'd mention it.

    Date: 2009-02-14 07:58 pm (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] ki2k.insanejournal.com
    *tight smile* Goodbye, Hattie.

    *turns and walks out, slamming the door behind him*

    Date: 2009-02-14 07:59 pm (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] hattie_notqueen.insanejournal.com
    *very nearly throws something a'la Cam*


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